It’s coming! 40K and two years in the making!

THE RETURN TO CRAFTWORLD ALUMA!

An introductory Warhammer 40k free-for all!

Newbies will be smashed!  And like it!

Chaos will ensue!  But can it triumph?

Take a journey with me back to Craftworld Aluma, site of legends.

And whatever you do, don’t roll over.  This battle is for warriors!

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6 sides – 6 agenda!

The Eldarthey just want their home back

The Space Marinesthey want the sector cleansed
The Armies of Chaosthey want – well – Chaos!
The Orksjust lookin’ fo’ a good time
The Tyranidsthe brood must grow
And introducing

The Dark Eldar – the twisted soul of the Eldar – with all the firepower – they just want to kill their brothers – and maybe take a few slaves

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Orks

Ork Boss:  ‘Kay BoyZ!  Bossman say we goin’ parTAY!  Him say, bugzeez try an’ spoil picnic.

BoyZ:  SQUISH DA BUGS!!!!!
Ork Boss:  Bossman say party at crib o’ dem Bright Ones.  Him say we party hardy and put ‘em out.
BoyZ:  PUT EM OUT!
Ork Boss:  Him say Dark Ones come too!
BoyZ:  PUT EM OUT, TOO!!!!
Ork Boss:  Him say, dem ‘ard boyz Marines wanna crash our party. Dem no fun!
BoyZ:  CRUNCH EM AND SUCK THEIR BONEZ!
Ork Boss:  Him say Chaos boyz make big party fun! Gonna be lotsa lotsa shootie dokka!!!!!
BoyZ:  YEEAAAAAHHHH!!!


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Space Marines

Sgt. Murdothe: The Eldar are attempting to re-activate Craftworld Aluma. It is the Emperor's will that they be stopped. There will likely be many forces arrayed against us. We must prevail.

Troopers: Through the destruction of our enemies we will earn our salvation!

Chaplain Lemartes: If a job's worth doing, it's worth dying for. Loss is acceptable; failure is not!

Death Company: Praise the Emperor, whose sacrifice is life as ours is Death!

Sgt. Murdothe: Do not shy from a hopeless fight, for endeavor is its own reward! Look to your battle-gear and it will protect you! The only crime of a warrior is cowardice!

Troopers: We embody the Emperor's divine will and his holy purpose!

Sgt Murdothe: We must cleanse the Craftworld in the purifying flame! Anyone who will not fight by our side is an enemy we must crush!

Troopers: The foe will burn with our passing!

Troopers: There is only the Emperor, and he is our shield and protector!

Sgt. Murdothe: May the Emperor's Wrath forever cleanse our souls!

Chaplain Lemartes: Warriors of the Emperor seek no reward but death.

Sgt. Murdothe: For every one of us that falls in battle one hundred enemies will perish.

Troopers: Hail the Immortal Emperor - for he is the Lord and Master!

Sgt Murdothe: Serve the Emperor today! Tomorrow you may be dead!

Troopers: Only in death does our duty end!

Sgt. Murdothe: Let the flames of battle consume us!!

Chaplain Lemartes: It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself!!

Death Company: (Primal Roars)
 
 

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Tyranids

[PATIENCE]

[THE BROOD HAS ALMOST MATURED]
[THE HIVE HAS GONE UNDETECTED THESE YEARS]
[ONLY A FEW MORE CYCLES]
[MULTIPLE GENOME VECTORS ARE APPROACHING]
[THE DIVERSITY WILL STRENGTHEN THE HIVE]


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CHAOS

DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE AS CORVUS.

HIS LACK OF CONVICTION COST HIM HIS LIFE.

My grandfather lacked not for conviction!  Just because he wanted to see Chaos rule in a united front instead of under your rule . . .

SILENCE!!!

EVEN AS WE SPEAK OUR FORCES WILL UNITE CHAOS UNDER ONE BANNER -- THAT OF THE ONE TRUE LORD, KHORNE!

War amongst ourselves is not the answer!  It only weakens us!

ONLY A WEAKLING MAGE WOULD NOT SEE THAT BATTLE CAN ONLY STREGTHEN US.

GO NOW, GO TO THE PLACE OF CORVUS' DEATH AND CONTEMPLATE YOUR CHOICE TO REMAIN ALONE AS YOU FACE THE WARP!!  GO YOU YOU WILL FACE THE WARP NOW!
Yes, Lord Bloodthirster.

BEGONE!

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Eldar

Aluma must don once again her mantle of glory.  The mon-keigh must be punished for their repeated insolence.

And the – others?

(spits)  We will deal with them as we always have – as a stain, perhaps more hideous than the rest – to be removed.  Aluma must be restored.  Aluma must be made pure and whole again.

The Avatar of the Bloody–Handed god will see to it.  No mon-keigh should be spared.

As it shall be.

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Dark Eldar

The fools are trying to reclaim their damned Craftworld They will die like the others. In agony.

But we are in need of slaves.

Always. We shall enslave what we can, but no Eldar may survive. The followers of the Emperor and the Orks survive the longest to entertain us anyhow.

(Evil laughter)

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